It's so sad that the steroid era has ruined baseball. Back in the good old days, players didn't need to shoot themselves full of performance enhancing chemicals - they just flat out played wasted.

Said Carbo of his game-tying World Series home run against the Reds:

I probably smoked two joints, drank about three or four beers, got to the ballpark, took some [amphetamines], took a pain pill, drank a cup of coffee, chewed some tobacco, had a cigarette, and got up to the plate and hit.

Of course, I'm sure this is child's play compared to what some of the guys in the NBA were doing back then.